Dog Park Social Lepers

My friend and i started a new club at our local military post. It is a Dog Club, and we meet monthly at the dog park. Today was our first meeting.
I usually do not like to go to dog parks, and my excuse is that it is germy, and mean dogs could show up. The fact of the matter is though, my dogs are social retardos. I am just sitting here thinking about todays visit to the park, and shaking my head. I am the co-chair of this club, and i think i am about to become the first member to be kicked out of the club. Let's see, where do we begin.
First off, when one of our club members showed up at the gate, Fred rushed the fence and absolutely scared the sheisse out of her, and her two gorgeous, white German Shepherd Dogs. Then Fred decided that both dogs, the girl AND the boy, were unbelievably hot, and tried to hump both of them every chance he got. Then Henry raised his leg and peed on my friends Cairn Terrier. Now, that one really mortified me. Anyone who knows Fred completely expects ANY socially unacceptable behavior from him...but Henry? He is my sweet prince!!
My poor friend, her dog sleeps in her bed at night, and she just does not have time today to bathe her. Let's hope Henry was well hydrated.
ahahaha!